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Email your submissions to whiteshirtlist@gmail.com</description><title>The White Shirt Danger List</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @whiteshirtdangerlist)</generator><link>http://whiteshirtdangerlist.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>One of the girls brought a home-made Victoria sponge cake to the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpntqsssHB1qlx5poo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;One of the girls brought a home-made Victoria sponge cake to the office today. It was delicious. My shirt and tie thought so too. Note sympathetic colour-matching.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whiteshirtdangerlist.tumblr.com/post/8687093658</link><guid>http://whiteshirtdangerlist.tumblr.com/post/8687093658</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 13:12:08 +0100</pubDate><category>cake</category><category>spillage</category></item><item><title>Burger relish.

I was asking for it with this one. I have a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnnn7cSRxC1qlx5poo1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Burger relish.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I was asking for it with this one. I have a recently-adopted penchant for shunning bready accoutrements. So, cheese and crackers has become simply cheese, and the burger bun is deemed unnecessary. Whether this has been a contributory factor to the latest addition to the list I don’t know. But it was red food and I was eating a white shirt. It was tediously inevitable.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whiteshirtdangerlist.tumblr.com/post/7118594174</link><guid>http://whiteshirtdangerlist.tumblr.com/post/7118594174</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 14:19:06 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Spicy lentil soup. I suppose this shouldn’t count as it...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmxoi4Mgol1qlx5poo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Spicy lentil soup. I suppose this shouldn’t count as it happened in transition from pot to bowl, pre-microwaving. But I think it merely enhances this List’s overall homage to fat-handed twattery.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whiteshirtdangerlist.tumblr.com/post/6619018940</link><guid>http://whiteshirtdangerlist.tumblr.com/post/6619018940</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 13:10:27 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Avocado. It’s pretty difficult to make avocado fly into...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmunpvFrGH1qlx5poo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Avocado. It’s pretty difficult to make avocado fly into your shirt.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whiteshirtdangerlist.tumblr.com/post/6566466596</link><guid>http://whiteshirtdangerlist.tumblr.com/post/6566466596</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 23:03:34 +0100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
