One of the girls brought a home-made Victoria sponge cake to the office today. It was delicious. My shirt and tie thought so too. Note sympathetic colour-matching.

One of the girls brought a home-made Victoria sponge cake to the office today. It was delicious. My shirt and tie thought so too. Note sympathetic colour-matching.

Burger relish.

I was asking for it with this one. I have a recently-adopted penchant for shunning bready accoutrements. So, cheese and crackers has become simply cheese, and the burger bun is deemed unnecessary. Whether this has been a contributory factor to the latest addition to the list I don’t know. But it was red food and I was eating a white shirt. It was tediously inevitable.

Burger relish.

I was asking for it with this one. I have a recently-adopted penchant for shunning bready accoutrements. So, cheese and crackers has become simply cheese, and the burger bun is deemed unnecessary. Whether this has been a contributory factor to the latest addition to the list I don’t know. But it was red food and I was eating a white shirt. It was tediously inevitable.

Spicy lentil soup. I suppose this shouldn’t count as it happened in transition from pot to bowl, pre-microwaving. But I think it merely enhances this List’s overall homage to fat-handed twattery.

Spicy lentil soup. I suppose this shouldn’t count as it happened in transition from pot to bowl, pre-microwaving. But I think it merely enhances this List’s overall homage to fat-handed twattery.

Avocado. It’s pretty difficult to make avocado fly into your shirt.

Avocado. It’s pretty difficult to make avocado fly into your shirt.